this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 29 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

> wake up

> There's a new psyop

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago

πŸ˜ΊπŸ”ƒ

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

>be me, redditor

this is how you know it's gonna be a bad greentext

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

At least he improved

But then again, it's hard to fall below that

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

He quit lying to himself, and accepted what he is

that is, if it wasn't fake.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 12 hours ago

by being capable of change

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 48 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If "op is gay" = "op is full of shit"

then

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 12 hours ago

This post is years old. Anon has assuredly invested in an in-shower enema nozzle already, or is licked clean daily.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If Anon really does live in Siberian forest, he may want to exercise caution about non-traditional gender presentation. The government there really does not like that sort of thing, and are looking for cannon fodder to feed into their war.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 hours ago

oh, it's not just the government. The idea of transsexuality is still mindboggling to the majority of people, and that applies 100x to every post-USSR country. And while on a rare occasion you might meet some of younger generations, who support it or at least not opposed to it, older ones stay heteronormative to a tee.

On the bright side, you won't be conscripted if you're gay, or at least i heard it was that way.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 7 points 11 hours ago

Only post I believe is real.

I think i have seen that hentai πŸ€”

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 12 hours ago

weirdly wholesome gay greentext

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 8 points 13 hours ago

story of my life