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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 11 hours ago

I got 0. I'm Turkish.

[–] CentauriBeau@lemm.ee 12 points 18 hours ago

Yes, but throwing cigarette butts on the floor has always been something only rude people did. There were trash cans with ashtrays on top filled with sand in which normal people disposed of their butts.

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago
  1. And only because cigarette vending machines can still be found in some night clubs in Australia.
[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

Methinks this is BS, I got 7/11 and I'm in my twenties.

It would have been 9, but even in the bad old days I've never known a anywhere it was acceptable to just throw little on the floor in a business, regardless of whether it was a cigarette butt or not.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cigarette vending Machines are still a thing here in Germany

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

This is genuinely the first I'm learning those aren't a thing anymore in some places. I could swear I've seen them all over Europe.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Why does Germany have these? I haven't seen them anywhere else. Is there a strong cigarette lobby?

[–] Fleppensteijn 2 points 12 hours ago

Just got some from a vending machine in Spain. Also in France some time ago. Pretty sure they're all over. Only difference is that Germany really has them everywhere.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I'm pretty sure the number one hobby here is taking a smoke break. Sadly I can't answer your question, but I've never seen a cigarette add 🤷

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago

Yes but you have to scan an ID so they know whose insurance premium to bump.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Some more:

  • Smoking while observing a sheep.
  • Smoking on the dancefloor at the hippest discotheque in town.
  • Smoking while threading the film into the stedicam rig on the set of the Stanley Kubrick film The Shining (1980).
  • Smoking while performing open-heart surgery.
  • Smoking while restarting the computers at the dinosaur park.
  • Smoking while Niel and Buzz are down on the surface.
  • Offering a cigarette to a dodo
  • Stubbing out your cigarette after filling in a form which asks for your date of birth which is the 7th August 1968.
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Concert venue? Seat?

[–] greybeard@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago

I got 7. I'm pretty old.

Let's see if I can make the math work:

American men live to 74.8 on average.

7/11*74.8 = 47.6

Pretty close.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Old enough to see a flick where someone smoked with their ass.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Less likely to get colon cancer than lung cancer so it's a smart move

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

3/11, how old am I?!