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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Correct term was probably "loose!"

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

The slang term was "Fart in their general direction!"

[–] antbricks@lemmy.today 5 points 5 hours ago

Nobody was holding a ~90lb war bow at full draw waiting to hear "Loose". Not possible.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 39 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Given the fact that any language used in such a movie is going to be wildly unlike the language spoken in the time and place of the movie, I think that's a mild anachronism

[–] arc@lemm.ee 10 points 5 hours ago

Old English / Norman French etc would be practically incomprehensible to anybody.

There was an interesting TV show called Barbarians a few years ago where all the Romans spoke Latin but with Italian accents but they had the Germanic barbarians speaking modern German. Not sure if that would please anybody.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

They also aren't speaking Gaelic.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Leithio i philinn!

[–] Affidavit@lemm.ee 38 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Well, this is going to bug me for the rest of my life.

Thanks.

[–] randomname@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Using modern english phrases to convey meaning to modern audiences is usually fine to me, as long as they don't reference modern history or events. but what really pisses me off is movies like "The Great Gatsby" that take place during the 1920s and have JayZ and Lana del ray playing at a rich person's party

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, We Will Rock you wouldn't have even been written during A Knights Tale, so unrealistic.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 42 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

If you were commanding a mass of archers "Spaff!" was the correct command.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

wow I'm glad that changed

[–] deet580@lemm.ee 33 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The best part was when they said "ITS SPAFFFIN' TIME" and spaffed all over those guys.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago

"So I started spaffing"

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 32 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

"Ready your bows!"

"Nock!"

"Mark!"

"Draw!"

"Loose!"

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

"Nock! Nock!"

"Who's there?"

"Mark!"

"Mark who?"

[–] antbricks@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

Volley fire wasn't a thing with bows. You ever try holding a 90lb war bow at full draw waiting for someone to yell "Loose"? Never happened.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 hours ago

Spaffing Brits were the most underhanded of the lot.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah they would just spaff all over the enemy, multiple times.

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