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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Uh, they put sublime under happy because it's Ska-like. I don't think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.

What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it's painfully obvious it's a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Yea Id put them a lot closer to angry. Id still slant them a little towards happy because of the sound.

Fuck it, fine, and it's all the same, living with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 91 points 4 days ago (13 children)

Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The problem is they put horny and angry at opposite ends but NIN are both horny and angry.

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[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, seems a bit misplaced. They were always a fairly bleak and moody band... and it only got darker when Billy Corgan started losing his hair, bought a synthesizer, and entered his Nosferatu era.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

While there's a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 16 points 4 days ago

Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why can't you be angry and horny?

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Exactly my thought! Why not both!?

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (6 children)

The amount of comments saying "ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!" has me a little worried about y'all.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (5 children)

You've never had angry sex?

[–] chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.

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[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Great chart. RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer though.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

RHCP are mostly just horny for California.

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[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the NIN position , is not making any sense

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[–] Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I focus on the pain...the only thing that's real" super horny.

[–] superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I wanna fuck you like an animal" -real sadboy hours

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 40 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.

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[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 11 points 3 days ago

Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The entire chart is wrong. There's no "happy" alignment at all in 90's bands.

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Someone has never listened to No Doubt or NIN.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Also Morphine, Offspring, Tool, and Veruca Tools, Blink 182 is way more happy and horny than Sublime. Weezer belongs where the Flaming Lips are and RHCP is hornier than both of them.

This chart is awful.

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Wouldn't Deftones be in the horny section?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

the offspring is definetly not sad, nirvana should be sadder, blink is absolutely much hornier... this chart is all over the place.

no counting crows

They missed the saddest band

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (4 children)

This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It's one problem that both angry and sad are opposed to happy, at least for me. While the opposite to horny is frigid, and in my experience, depressed.

[–] superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

can't be angry and horny at the same time, that's discriminatory to incel music /s

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit

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[–] dont@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?

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[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

90s NIN was very angry... then Trent went weird.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I disapprove of the idea that angry and horny are opposites.

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[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 5 points 3 days ago

*cries metallic tears into a bed of guns and roses'

[–] NotNow@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.

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