ZeroCool

Never underestimate the amount of cognitive dissonance to be found in the average Trump supporter's views. These are remarkably dumb people.

Wow that writing is a spot on Rod Serling impression.

Or to put it more accurately:

"Schumer postpones book tour because nobody's going to show up to give his duplicitous ass the fawning attention he demands."

Edit: Some of you seem to have reading comprehension problems.

"Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that ~~Barack Obama~~ Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.”

Good.

They’re crowdfunded through gofundme.

These were made by a group called Everyone Hates Elon. There’s also a second group called Overthrow Elon that create similar billboards.

Source via The Independent

You’ll get better.

Well, I can't say this is surprising. Phil McGraw has built a massive fortune by exploiting the misery and mental health issues of others with his folksy pop-psychology grift.

This is literally the plot of Michael Moore's comedy, Canadian Bacon (1995), starring John Candy. 30 years later, and Republicans are now leading us down a path that even Michael Moore deemed to be so patently absurd that it'd be perfect for a zany satirical comedy.