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They said the packaging would be discreet! (lemmy.world)

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[–] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 7 points 5 days ago

Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

[–] MeThisGuy 9 points 6 days ago

yep, double tap recommended at a gas station

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.

[–] mondomon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hopefully unlubed.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.

[–] Elkot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Your mom been on Amazon again?

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

I think its a dick move.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Paging Dr. Evil.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Maybe it’s Nicole’s.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail's here!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Found moist critical's lemmy account

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Now that's a big load!

[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Ah, I see they're catering to my ex's needs. I'm glad someone is!

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.

[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 148 points 1 week ago (11 children)

"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"?

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 5 days ago

... nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It's part of the joke. It's from a facebook group that does these things.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 84 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 5 days ago

Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 points 6 days ago

Maybe, but not based on the sign. That's a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.

[+] kerrigan778@lemmy.world -15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

ITS. A. JOKE.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Of course it’s a joke.

The jokes you tell are a window into your personality and this one looks rotten.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world -5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The ability to make a silly dumb joke about a minor occupational annoyance is a window into being able to laugh at yourself. Your inability to look at someone making a silly joke without making political condemnations about their character says more about you than about them.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Death threats aren’t funny. Grow up.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Tongue in cheek threats are in fact funny to a tremendous number of people since time immemorial. I'm sorry you don't approve of the way some people enjoy being silly.

Y'know the cheese shop sketch? The famous monty python sketch where John Cleese ends it with shooting the cheese shop owner for wasting his time? Basically the same joke, famously funny sketch. You just have opinions about "this type of person"

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Oh wow, comparing some rundown shithole “you’ll be shot” sign to Monty Python. totally the same thing. one’s a legendary, meticulously written comedy sketch, and the other is just some backwoods inbred clown thinking threats are peak humor. But sure, those fragile pieces of shit that open carry in an Applebees to feel manly, probably also love Monty python, what do I know.

Also satire is lost on this as this situation has probably actually happened in America plenty of times and it’s now reality.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So you agree, the only difference between the jokes is that one is high brow and well said, and the other is low brow and written on a sign at a truck stop. I don't know how you can read what you wrote and not see that you obviously have a chip on your shoulder regarding the types of people associated with the setting rather than some intellectually honest issue with what's in the picture. Just say "I can't find this funny because I fucking hate blue collar Americans". You can do it, you can just say that instead of this "bitch eating crackers" bullshit.

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, the difference isn’t just “high brow vs. low brow.” The difference is context, delivery, and intent. Monty Python’s joke is funny because it’s absurdist satire, made within a comedic setting where the exaggerated reaction is the punchline. Stupid bullshit on a sign in some dump isn’t a joke, it’s just an unoriginal, lazy attempt at humor relying on implied violence.

And nice try with the bad faith argument, but my problem isn’t “blue collar Americans” (cute deflection, by the way). My problem is with the idea that slapping a threat on a sign and calling it a joke is somehow on par with actual well executed comedy. If you can’t tell the difference, that’s on you.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Really still just sounds like you're coming from a place of bigotry to me. I really think you will be a happier and healthier (and probably better) person if you learn to find joy in the things that are the same in other cultures rather than focusing on the things that are different. It is a picture of a silly sign making a silly joke about a common frustration in somebodies profession and all you can think about is how awful you think the people behind it are. The joke is not denigrating anybody, it is not othering anybody, the audience of the sign does not feel unsafe or threatened by it. You are finding issues with it because of the context. Because you have other issues with the culture displayed. That's bigotry.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

It's an attempt at a joke, jokes are supposed to be funny

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Skeet

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