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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 3 hours ago

1 is already very similar to my pen of choice, and 2 used to be my pen of choice. So depending on how they feel, one of them.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Anyone saying anything but #7 is delulu. There's a reason Bic won pens

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] Snazz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Show me the fucking feather

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago

#5 carried me through three degrees.

[–] Jhuskindle@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] debil@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

As a shorthand writer I approve of this comment.

[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

The Japanese uni-ball pens are sweet, ~~don't think they are on this~~ Nvm it's #1 or close enough

Pretty sure both 1 and 2 are jp and good

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

If I HAVE to use a ballpoint, it's going to have to be a rollerball. Like the Uniball. But really, I'd take just about any fountain pen over any of them.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

A Lemmy of culture I see. Love the Visconti.

Edit : Just noticed the stealth VP over on the right.

[–] codeddji@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Willem20 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

Was a committed G2 guy for YEARS (ultra fine all the way). But I’m a lefty, so ink smears were still a problem (though the G2 is better than most on that front). Then I learned about the Sarasa Dry pens from Zebra. The ink dries INSTANTLY, and writes like a G2. But they’re hard to find so I always stock up when I see them.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago
[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

Definitely 5, so much better than 99% of other pens.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

I dont see any on here I would swear by.

I have taken a liking to the Pilot B2Ps, they are made of recycled water bottles, I liked them simply for the fact that they're the one type of pen we have in abundance at the office that no one else bothers to steal for some reason.

I like the Staples TRU RED series too.

what the hell is wrong with me, a year ago I'd be obsessing over some video game or hobby and now im discussing my pen model preferences, I think I've crossed the proto-boomer threshold

[–] rishado@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Where the fuck are the Zebra pens

[–] Wanpieserino@lemm.ee 4 points 17 hours ago

3, it's the easiest to activate and handle

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Uni Mitsubishi .38 I want it too feel like I'm stabbing the paper when I write

[–] onefortheGhost@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Does it also come in 9mm? I feel like .38 is a bit underpowered.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

No, but they do have a 30/30 version

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

cant go wrong with the BIC pen. #1 is not as good but very satisfying to use, strong contender.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 23 hours ago

Pilot G2 if I must, but the real answer is a Lamy Safari.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

5 has the ink i use, the g2 whatever. But I use it in the fat Dr. Grip pen, cause of my old hands.

[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago
[–] helloworld55@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This one right here by zebra: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N6VIUPS

By far my favorite pen

[–] Jtskywalker@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago

I prefer the F-701 personally but yeah, any Zebra pen over the ones in the op

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

None of these pieces of shit.

Probably would stick with my Pilot S95 Elite, or if I wanted something a little less flashy, my Lamy Vista.

[–] BayKek@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

They call it the "Precise V7", but the ink makes it anything but. I think make it out of ground-up neutron stars.

But that's why I like them. The writing's no good if it doesn't bleed a little.

Pilot G-2, Obviously. #5.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 0 points 12 hours ago

0 I don't hand write

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

These are all terrible

7

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

5

I would pick 3 but I don't think its ball point and I have trouble controlling the strength when I press down on the paper.

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[–] krasny@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I write a lot (I am professor) and pilot g-2 (#5) is the way to go. Don't be fooled by sharpie's grip, I just finished a box of that model in red ink and g-2 is way better.

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[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago

Those special pens I learned to write with at school

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