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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 months ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

Hard drive was made by Tesla

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

just a lame-ass excuse for not finding whatever evidence they were looking for.

elsewhere, some seeding was done.

now they'll do the 'full' data grab and 'find' what they were looking for.

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[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago

No matter what actually happened here we can confidently state this clown is full of shit and has no idea what he's doing.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago (5 children)

They even doubled down: https://xcancel.com/DataRepublican/status/1900565922831618202#m

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What’s the bet the software they downloaded is malware and it’s crypto mining?

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 months ago

I've used local hard drives from like 1992 and I have never ever gotten them to overheat.

[–] CodeBlooded@programming.dev 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Is this a real post? I can’t seemed to find it on that website “X, formerly known as Twitter.”

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 3 months ago

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Maybe he left his shed lizard skin on top of the hard drive that caused the overheating?

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (15 children)

I didn't know hard drive overheating was a thing. Should I be worried that my 5 year old hard drive is about to overheat. I mean is this actually a floppy disk or something?

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