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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

just a lame-ass excuse for not finding whatever evidence they were looking for.

elsewhere, some seeding was done.

now they'll do the 'full' data grab and 'find' what they were looking for.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. Hiring inexperienced children into government isn't fraud, by itself. But I bet it makes fraud way easier.

[–] MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

especially if some of the children have a background in cyber crime . this is somehow not a joke , see this video (youtube.com)