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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

That rack looks ineffective as shit, there is no ratchet so the torturers have to maintain tension by standing on the bars. Hope they don't slip and get a taste of the pain.

[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

I too am over 30.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago

"Ah yea right ther- FUCK TOO FAR TOO FAR"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Especially so with this one.

However there are quite some torture techniques that 'oh fuck, you better not make me cum' my would-be torturer shouldn't "call my bluff" on ... or should actually, idk.

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Oh, you better do!!

But also - really? "You'd" would be correct?
Wouldn't that shift everything and so also required a "shouldn't have called" later on?
(And also was I, or both of us actually, not sure if they have already made me cum?)

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
  • ginger root up the bhole
  • iron plug up the bhole
  • wooden plug up the bhole
  • stockades and bhole sex from random villagers

all punishments for bhole sex

1000001263

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ngl, stockades and free use.... Yeah

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

There's a dungeon by me that has stockades but doesn't allow free use and it is the mother of all missed opportunities.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I'm guessing they're avoiding consent issues.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Lol I don't know how I've never seen that pic until now but it is cracking me up

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Actually, there is. I had stretcher treatment for my back as a teenager, it was wonderful (especially combined with heat lamp and TENS treatment. Dangit, that's pure relaxation afterwards).

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I suspect you would have missed out on some aspects of that during medieval torture.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 18 hours ago

Probably would have used a large fire underneath them instead of a heat lamp.

Don't think they had electricity for the TENS, though...

After a long day of work I often desire to be stretched on the rack ala Lurch in the Addams Family.

[–] SanPe_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

My god 🤣

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Can confirm.

[–] TemplaerDude@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Did they actually use this one, looks a wee bit uncomfortable.