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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He can afford to disappear for a week every month?

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, sign me up! Not for the starvation thing, the money thing.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 42 points 2 days ago
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure it's not normal. He's chosen the Hermit path. Fair play to him.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Desire is the root of all suffering, suffering can cease when attachment to desire is extinguished.

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 157 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Post-industrial Buddhism is what it is. Yeah like it'd be great to do that in a cave or forest or open prairie but who the fuck can afford those things?

Abandoned buildings are free as long as you don't fuck with the native inhabitants' meth.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would just worry of asbestos or heavy metal contamination in the buildings, especially if I'm sleeping on or near the floor

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

All the good caves are taken.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Are you worried about this sort of thing in general? I would argue that these things are pretty esoteric concerns.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (11 children)

who the fuck can afford those things?

Anybody? Where do you live that hanging out in the forest costs money?

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Transportation to and from the forest isn't free.

Also some places have laws against camping on public land to discourage homelessness and these would likely fall afoul of those.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I promose you those places also have laws against camping on private property in an abandoned building.

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but not as many people go to abandoned buildings so you're less likely to be seen by others and reported.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd be way more concerned about running into someone in a 'bando than out in the woods though.

Hiker in the woods is going to go the other way. A homebum in a bando? Who knows how they'll react.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 17 hours ago

bando

What flavour of english is this

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

In the middle of a city, which doesn't have nearby forests.

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[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bet his friend is never worried about stupid shit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd be worried about rats nibbling my nutsack while I sleep on the floor of an abandoned factory.

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That is a basic survival worry. I tend to believe that humans faced with real survival issues are less negatively impacted than those who have material worries.

My stress about work is killing me.

My stress about not freezing to death leads me to do things like chopping wood, lighting fires, and maintaining my chimney. Which are all good things.

[–] SendPrudes@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My wife doesn’t love multi day backpacking. But she loves the glimpse of how I am and how we are - during that time.

Our priorities - Stay warm, stay dry, fetch and purify water, hike the right distances to get out with food in hand, packing and unpacking our gear, avoid dangerous wildlife, cook, sleep.

When every day that’s your goal state it’s super simple - stress is actually just a response to things that might kill you again. And not 20 steps away from it. “I might perform poorly, my clothes might not be appropriate for the job, I’m running 3 minutes behind - which may cost me my job, which could be long term, and financially we won’t recover, and then we might lose the house or starve”. Up against “I need water and dry clothes”.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Chop wood, carry water.

[–] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Indeed, the majority of us aren't made to worry about arbitrary problems that are beyond our control constantly more than trivial and survival related problems.

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a practicing Buddist, I do this often. Smoke enough weed, and an empty shack becomes a temple of delight.

[–] iampivot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't the meditation bring on is own kind of high after a while?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago

Pot works better

[–] benni@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

Umm, hello, is this the Based department? I'd like to report someone...

[–] Tabooki@lemm.ee 38 points 2 days ago

Sounds like buddism to me

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Fake: Anon has friends

Gay: Imaginary friend is a guy

Open and shut case.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 27 points 2 days ago

Bake em away, toys.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 days ago

but in this crazy crazy world, is normal so good?

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Uh... that isn't normal.

Honey, there hasn't been an ounce of "normal" anywhere since at least 2001.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

oof, never thought I'd see the baseline for "normal" set to after covid.

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[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Weird only to a mind that's used to being constantly bombarded with low quality entertainment, lulled into comfortable numbness with mostly unnecessary material goods. While this is overly extreme (and potentially hazardous... though that being 4chan it's probably exaggerated, if even true), most people would do well to take periods of disconnecting entirely and have minimal entertainment available. Zen Buddhist retreats are great by my experience. Yoga Retreats are nice but you need to weed out the ones that are really just masturbatory Wellness holidays for rich white women. Vipassana retreats are probably good too tho I personally haven't been to one of those. But just starting meditation would be great. https://www.wakingup.com/ is a low bar access point with guided meditations but also a lot of great philosophical discussions from several different branches of thought (notably Stoicism and Buddhism but others too). And you can get it for free (request scholarship) if the price seems steep.

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just like me fr

[–] alxmg@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s about the scariest shit I can imagine, but I admire him.

[–] synicalx@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

FIFO workers often do multiple weeks on, and a week or more off.

[–] digitalnuisance@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago

silent hill protagonist

[–] Jay@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is a bit intense but praxticrs like this have been used not only by the Buddhists but also the internet's favourite emperor Marcus Aurelius for example. It seems to be really good for you. For a more feasible exercise just tape a square onto the floor and only leave that box for hygiene, work, food and walks. You sleep in the box you meditate in the box and you exercise in the box.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That square is my bed and my therapist was concerned when I said I didn’t leave it.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Anon's friend is just Batman going through his early training montage.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My initial reaction, the socially acceptable one, was akin to "oh, wow, that's weird." After I gave it a minute, though... Gotta say, if I could be certain of the fact that I wouldn't be interrupted in any way and had full control over the situation... yeah, that actually sounds like a nice getaway...

Edit: or in a bunker! I would not mind not seeing the light of day (or anything else, for that matter) for a month! Would be a nice RAM purge at the very least!

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Honestly, I'd bring water and food. Why starve and suffer when you can not suffer. I know, worldly attachments and shit, but I never got the part about intentionally suffering. That is just like those Christian zealots that self-flagellated for their sins, just more passive.

But other than that, it sounds like a dream vacation.

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