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Andrew Tate 'not welcome' in Florida, Ron DeSantis says (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 21 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Well, a broken clock is right twice a day

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Mine just says 88:88.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 22 points 20 hours ago

Florida's clock keeps blinking 14:88 for some reason...

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If I had to pick a state to send this asshole to...

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 17 hours ago

But your bestie Joel Greenberg is, Ron?

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 12 points 20 hours ago

You gotta be real fucked up for Florida to reject you

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

I think they are at capacity for rapists with Trump and Gaetz already there.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 7 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not American, so I don't know: can one state actually bar an American citizen from being in it?

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

No, they cannot.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago

They could extradite him if he has warrants and they’re willing; but that’s about the only time.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 5 points 19 hours ago

Thanks for clarifying that.

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[–] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Sorry, bud, Florida says you're too rapey even for them

On an unrelated note, does anyone else think that Tristan looks like Romanian Ryan Reynolds?

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

They're not Romanian, they're US-British. They just moved to Romania because they thought police are less likely to investigate sexual assault cases there.

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