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Andrew Tate 'not welcome' in Florida, Ron DeSantis says (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Sorry, bud, Florida says you're too rapey even for them

On an unrelated note, does anyone else think that Tristan looks like Romanian Ryan Reynolds?

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They're not Romanian, they're US-British. They just moved to Romania because they thought police are less likely to investigate sexual assault cases there.

[–] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

I know. Perhaps Romanian-looking would have been more accurate.