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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

Alcoholic beverages

  • white wine (but a dip into red would be interesting)
  • beer, for the carbonation
  • champagne, for the bubbles and the decadence of it

Other liquids

  • sparkling water, a jacuzzi without one
  • rose water (for those who don't know, it is sickly sweet smelling and very persistent and can be food grade)
  • oil, like sunflower, olive or any other of the like. After, just scrape you body, like the ancient athletes would do
[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Water based lube.

It’d have to be a communal bath though, and I’m inviting you all, even Hairy Steve.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Extrapolating from the slipperiness of lube on the floor: this is a terrible idea. People will be bouncing around like pinballs.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This just sounds more and more appealing. Count me in.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

It's someone's fetish for sure

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 73 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Gallium? It's solid at room temperature, but your own body heat will melt it, so you lie down on a solid block of metal and then slowly sink into a melting puddle in the middle of it. It's non-toxic and six times denser than water so you'd be really floaty on it too

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 38 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Sounds like something out of a horror film. Your body heat melts you into the material. Then, as heat gets distributed and you have more skin contact, you are no longer generating enough heat to keep the gallium melted.

You either suffocate as the material solidifies around your abdomen or you freeze to death as the material pulls enough heat from you to kill you.

Actually because of the density you wont be able to sink more than about 1/6th of your body into it.

[–] Subtracty@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago

This was my first thought. Terrifying! Claustrophobia has entered the chat.

[–] banghida@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago
[–] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 24 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 21 points 6 hours ago

Well that does make it quite regrettable for most people, I suppose

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 4 hours ago

You don't want it to get in your body (holes, cuts etc...)

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

Missed opportunity for a Saw film

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

It might act like a giant heatsink tho, making your body cool out as soon as it starts melting and creating proper surface contact. But chilling in 20Β°C water is also not really an issue so i guess it depends on the thermal conductivity of the skin/gallium interface.

[–] Verito@lemm.ee 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Just use something similar with a lower melting point. Mercury or cesium both do. You're welcome!

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

You'll completely float on mercury, and cesium does no good to your body. Like, at all.

Thanks i will try it out later :)

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 6 hours ago

I'm sure an Infinite ice bath has an appeal to someone

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 6 hours ago

the physical description also applies to butter

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] maxmalrichtig@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 29 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What dilution? 25% makes you sterile and 50% kills you after a week of drinking it

[–] maxmalrichtig@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Don't eat your bath salts. Don't drink your bathwater.

As a general rule: Just don't.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 31 points 9 hours ago

but its me soup, how can I resist?

You have to have 25% and 50% in your body fluids for it to happen, if you drink a glass of 50% heavy water you won’t drop dead a week later.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 32 points 9 hours ago (8 children)

Maybe coconut water or aloe vera gel, I imagine it'd feel weird but probably not regrettable.

I guess we've got to beat Cleopatra as our baseline with her bath of asp milk.

Marmite would probably veer into the regrettable category, and I'm saying that as a marmite enjoyer

[–] splinter@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

You’ve got two Cleopatra stories mixed up there.

She was said to bathe in ass’s (donkey’s) milk.

She killed herself by holding an asp (snake) to her breast.

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[–] Thavron@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 11 points 8 hours ago

Excuse you, this isn't unconventional at all, 69,000,000 Brits do it every morning

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

Vegetable oil

[–] sloppysol@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Clarified butter

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