Quite literally, what just happened to me while trying to get myself pumped up to go and vote in 30 mins. (Will still go)
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Some people literally get tired after having caffeine. It's not just adhd it's a genetic thing that makes you tired. I have it and end up exhausted in bed without being able to sleep at all after drinking espresso.
Hold up, you're drinking coffee before bed?
Yeah, doesn't keep me awake anyways and my body decides when I fall over anyways.
(I am not who you responded to) I do have ADHD and I can drink coffee right before bed and fall asleep without issue. The downside is that caffeine does nothing for me in the morning as well.
Caffeine just keeps you conscious. You wanna be awake, then you want Adderall.
Commonly known as drug abuse.
Not me taking my morning adderall dose on a chill day so I can get my brain to shut up and let me go back to bed.
I don't think I could handle it these days at age 37, but I miss staying up for days on Adderall in my early 20s, playing Skyrim and shit. There was no greater feeling of adventure. A lot of jacking off, too. Sometimes the jacking off got in the way.
There is nothing better, and there is also nothing worse. Well, maybe a few things worse.
Ask your doctor about cocaine today!
And new from the producers of cocaine comes… amphetamine! Youll get so much done in 48 hours your finger tips will bleed while you restlessly stare at your ceiling at 3 am wishing you could sleep!
And from the distributors of cocaine and amphetamines, for that pesky stimulant induced insomnia comes…. Alazropam!!!
Ask your doctor about cocaine, amphetamines and xannax today!!!! Unless you’re poor then they’ll just consider you a drug seeking degenerate and you’ll never be able to get any effective medications prescribed to you ever again! Because nothing fixes the problem of black market drug distribution like cutting people off of a pharmaceutically regulated clean supply and forcing them to procure narcotics on the street!! But look on the bright side at leas prison industry profits are at an all time High and all that cheap slave labor is a boon for the stock market!
*** Anxiety Intensifies ***
sound like a problem, for a light 5k to solve