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TBF, if your hand touches your own erection, that's clearly gay, so obviously someone had to invent a fuckable kiosk so they don't have to swap sexualities when they're getting IVF.
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Is there a cheaper more unpleasant option that I can afford or is the unpleasant version more expensive because it is niche?
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Religious is a bit out of my comfort zone. Do you have an uncomfortable secular option?
They do but it's a complete rip off.
Are they available for purchase?
DDG is kinda hinting on a DIY solution. I am... conflicted.
Yeah, I'll pass on the Ultra Rapid Extractor, I think.
I don't think I want the ultra rapid extraction.
A friend of mine would be interested too.
Oh, I’d have thought your mom, but ok