The kind of stuff I do to postpone having to go to walmart
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2025
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Don't u feel like a chef tho?
This is some real gourmet shit
A modern take of the full english. You've got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.
My British coworker said something similar 🤣
I'd eat it
Me being a degenerate aside, this combo is actually pretty good.
I don't think I've seen that Doritos flavour in my area but if I ever get a chance I'll try some thing. You're a degen inspo OP <3
It's this one particular shop n save ive been going to. They also had Sriracha flavor, and Cheeseburger flavor.
Already more fiber in your diet than 90% of Americans.
protein, fiber, carbohydrates, and a staple grain - feels like an exceptional and healthy choice to me
Gag reflex strongly kicking in
Ida gone with a more basic corn chip myself, not a big doritos person.
Curious, are the beans warmed up at all? Any added spices? Ill fuck up a can of beans any time of day but the barest of effort makes them more enjoyable.
On a scale of 1 to 10 id rate it pretty good. Extra marks for simplicity of prep and clean up.
Straight up cold beans
Hey OP, it's me, Wetstew. You doing alright?
Hi Wetstew 👋 It's been a Rollercoaster but I in spite of that its the best it's ever been in a long time. Thank you for asking 🫶
Hell yeah man, Persist.
Outlive your enemies.👍
Waaaay too much sodium there.
No.
Rate my ~~breakfast~~ warcrime
Ftfy
I always do a little warcrime in the mornings, as a treat ☺️
I'll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.
For breakfast I'm more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.
that's gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours
🗣 shart
Make sure you microwave the can first
I want it to stick it in the rotavap but I want to avoid my coworkers hassling me w questions
id eat it. I give it a B
🙏🏻
What about with rice?
Sad, but understandable.
This is the least sad thing about me rn 😭
America/10
Millions of years of evolution to lead us here
Nutritious
Meh, needs cocktail olives. So, 3.5/5
Ohhh, lemme tell you bout my other breakfast creation. Yogurt w peach jelly, garnished with black olives, prosciutto and assorted nuts... It's Mediterranean, at least that's what I tell my brother.
10/10 Lemmy certified, would eat it for an occasion where I can't poop for 3 days.
Alright Rorschach...
It's like Frito pie but with dessert beans and chips.
Had to search that one up... God bless America 🇺🇸
7.5/10. Sweet chilli heat doritos would bump it to 9/10.
This flavor came in pretty clutch, I haven't been a fan of their other experimental flavors.
10/10 have done this before
Lol. Marijuana and choices were made.
I don't smoke but my naturally high food curiosity and low inhibitions make me pretty similar in that department to someone who does
11/10