The "gift" of life is sort of like if someone decided to give you a "gift" of bedbugs.
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2025
429 points (99.3% liked)
me_irl
5104 readers
479 users here now
All posts need to have the same title: me_irl it is allowed to use an emoji instead of the underscore _
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
*nearly a century of life
[holy fine print: "nearly century of life" is defined as a length of time anywhere between 1 second to 100 years. Every life is randomly determined to sit between these parameters.]
Some cases go out of bounds though, this is just asking for the universe to segfault...
Life is the biggest white elephant gift ever.
"Thanks for the self-awareness, asshole!"
You chose wisely mortal.
Consciousness is infinite. The meatbag is temporary.
if I had the time, money, energy, health and wouldn't be living in a shithole surrounded by people I have nothing in common with, I would do literally anthing else other than spending time online.
but that's life, I guess