this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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Spooky ๐Ÿ‘ป Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ Dark ๐Ÿฆ‡ Horror ๐Ÿ”ช Memes

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[โ€“] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 154 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As ominously as this could be interpreted, I think it's clear within context.

[โ€“] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Im worried about the butcherknife in place of a scalpel though

[โ€“] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

Look, random organ bits, famous ancient Chinese delicacy, ok? Which animal, no care.

Source: Am Chinese.

[โ€“] shoulderoforion@fedia.io -1 points 4 months ago

italian fingers to the mouth mwuah!

[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

I mean, that's the only notes. Beautiful effort otherwise.

[โ€“] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I read it as 8am sharp

[โ€“] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Iโ€™m impressed they spelled tomorrow right.

[โ€“] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tbh I'm impressed they wrote any of it. I imagine they've never written anything ij the latin alphabet before so they might have copied the letters photographically

[โ€“] Stovetop@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The average person in China is plenty familiar with the Latin alphabet, and English is a required subject in most schools.

[โ€“] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Wow, didn't realize this

[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Already better than so many reddit posters. Quick! Ask a Chinese nurse to pluralize 'traffic' and 'email' and see if she puts an S on either. I'm betting no, as she seems on top of things.

[โ€“] SGforce@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Hah! It's 'traffeaux' and 'emu'. Next question!

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

Today ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿซ’ tomorrow ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Murdering starts promptly at 8:00 in the morning

I'm assuming that's local time, the note isn't very specific

[โ€“] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being late for your own murder? Awkward

[โ€“] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SGforce@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] Devconsole@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I think this is cool and if I were in this situation I'd have really appreciated it

[โ€“] Eyedust@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago

Me: Oh man, I sure hope I don't get a vist from knife guy!

Knife guy:

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 months ago

I wouldnโ€™t have added the blood drop, but ok. Otherwise, good job.

[โ€“] fistac0rpse@fedia.io 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I get that it's a meme, but surely the nurse could just write something on their phone and translate it to English

[โ€“] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 19 points 4 months ago

As old as this image is, I'm not sure.

[โ€“] gearheart@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is the nicest note i've ever seen.

All I've gotten from U.S. hospitals is thousands of dollars of bills even with insurance.

[โ€“] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

This is very nice for them to take the time to draw the little icons

[โ€“] jaschen@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Tomorrow, you become an organ donor.

[โ€“] lnxtx 3 points 4 months ago

Preparation to a circumcision?

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world -3 points 4 months ago

Love that's it bowl of rice, exactly like my Asian wife makes it.