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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

The "mayo" text is differently blurry and doesn't have the compression artifacts that the rest of the text has, just saying.

[–] abobla@lemm.ee 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't believe it! We were tricked!

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

we've been duped!!! do people just go onto the Internet to spread lies?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago

Originally, it said "mayonnaise"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The rest of the text still looks an awful lot like "your outer is a nice person".

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Please try not to show a preference for that fact.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You could also just print out whatever you want and take a cropped picture of it. This is obviously a joke.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

White guy here.

"Alright, cool. " 🤷‍♂️

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Once my kid, then two years old, vouchsafed to me that mayonnaise is spicy.

I remind him of this every couple of years. It's one of my favourite kid quotes.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sriracha mayo is spicy and tasty

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you since introduced him to sriracha mayo?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

He has tried sriracha and black pepper, but he doesn't yet enjoy anything much hotter than BBQ sauce. Still just six.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world -2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The only thing more cracker than thinking mayonnaise is spicy is using the term "vouchsafe" in conversation. He must get it from your side of the family.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd prefer a waffle party to the mayo experience

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

What about bobbing for pineapples?

[–] nightwatch_admin 4 points 3 weeks ago

Stardew Valley: Mayo is booze. You can now drink mayo.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I thought that was an instrument and not a snack

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dam, i wish it was ranch.