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[–] python@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Idk how it is with chipmunks, but rats poop every 15min on average. So it would probably be an inconvenience to wear a dress that's long enough to get shit stains

[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago

alvin and the chipmunks bloopers are just 5 hours of him shitting himself

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, no wonder they leave shit everywhere they go.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They also are basically always dripping pee wherever they go. Constantly. Like a faucet.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago

My nephew is like that. Although he turns it up to 11 anytime he's been changed.

[–] nightm4re@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago

shit stains, Randy!

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

relevant robot chicken skit

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Some people will never understand fashion