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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

but when actual international courts issue arrest warrants the US doesn't enforce them lol

death to amerikkka death to israel

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

*Reward only applicable If you call Madurostoppers to report the arrest.

**Reward not guaranteed

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

Some boomer will spot Maduro in the USA in a McDonalds and call crime stoppers.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If only Netanyahu had smuggled some drugs instead of murdering thousands. maduro-coffee

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's not downplay the gravity of the situation. Tens to hundreds of thousands.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let's also not rule out that he has drugs, like cocaine, smuggled to him.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 month ago

inshallah he gets some laced with fentanyl

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's also not rule out that they still wouldn't have arrested him.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Of course. That's who he would get it from.

Of the many "world leaders" on the stage right now, I totally expect Bibi to be doing lines or something.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

Normal and good country mario-thumbs-up

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Did the rat who fucked Luigi over get their money by now?

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 1 month ago

Internet beef between e-celebrities but it's actually full fledged countries and presidents.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone needs to find the perfect picture of Maduro to put on a One Piece wanted poster

25 million is pretty impressive, he'd be considered a powerful pirate

He does look like Garp a little though.

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

my man's so VALUEable

[–] jagged_circle 2 points 1 month ago

Wow, they're doing bounties on terrorism now?