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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 62 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Not necessarily, there can never be a last time if there is never a first time after all...

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

ponders orb deeply

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

😔😔😔😔

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago

Reported for misinformation

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 21 points 3 months ago

HA! I made it to elder wizard status. Your memes have no power here! croak, die

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Broke: One day you'll have sex for the last time in your life

Woke: One day your balls won't ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn't find an opportunity to wack off.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tired: one day you'll have sex for the last time

Wired: One day your balls won't ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn't find an opportunity to wack off.

Retired: one day some old lady will be giving you sloppy in your wheelchair and you'll blow a load of dust into her mouth

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Does it count as a gilf fetish if you're both the same age?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

My balls are aching? Damn, I can't even find them!

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pretty girl? Amateurs.. Tatted GILFs with 3 inch ear loops will be in masses when I'm old.

"Come here Mama let me try those ears of yours...mmmmmMMMMmmmm" - future me or something.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago

Bold of you to assume that day hasn't already passed

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Not if you never have sex

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

I probably already have.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like the last time I had sex will be the last time I have sex.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah dude, it was some time in 2014. I'm good with that.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago

Good thing we have bountiful porn.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago

Don't care! Had sex!

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

I hear retirement homes get freaky as hell so I'm not so sure about that, also while I enjoy it it's really not that big a deal. As a dad the original one kills me though.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

...and it could be many years before your death.

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago

Ah, yes. I remember that day. It was a confusing day because as I did it, I remember thinking, "This is gonna be the last time, and I don't feel like I should care."

[–] scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago

And that day is your wedding day.