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I swear the 3 pictures the NYPD has released are all indiscernible white boys with totally different coats on. Either my man is a fashionista and changed his coat 3 times or it's just stop and frisk for white boys rn.
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2024
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"Don't worry other kind of pigs, we've got an entire lineup of probable suspects already! See?"
PS I just want to take a second to appreciate that the title for the second emoji is 'flashbang' 
Things that sound kinky but arent
i mean if you're committing a murder, changing your clothes is the minimum of due diligence.
sure but do you change into a nearly identical outfit?
I knew it was intercapitalist infighting!
The more I hear about this jit the funnier it all gets; this dude prepared to repeatedly humiliate New York City's finest
I like to think he's out there, frustrated that the cops can't even find the fun gags he left behind for them in walking distance
He's def out there, watching all this go down from a brand new phone, in totally-different clothes, with a totally-different hairstyle.
And probs a pair of shades.
"They didn't find my hard carry case for the pistol that had 4 spare rounds etched with 'Reap' 'What' 'You' 'Sow' "
Can’t wait for the Police to find video of the handsome masked man in the closest Dunkin’ Donuts doing the hand heart thing directly at the camera.
There's only one thing I feel sad about this, that we will probably never know who did this or see him. Because he seems like a really cool guy.
it's not who it is underneath, but what they do that defines them. They're everyone and no one, they're you and me.
if you embody the spirit of humanity, you too can be the Adjuster
On the plus side, there's nothing stopping him from Adjusting again
There will be a lot of work on the other end -- protecting individual CEOs. Some will want to emulate the whole secret service. That will be untenable, though; are we really going to shut down major highways not just for presidential visits but for anyone on the forbes 400? They'll decide it's more efficient if they come under actual secret service protection. A significant proportion of our future comrades will point to the day the feds just straight-up listed out who's in charge as their radicalizing experience.
I hope so. Nothing will absolutely annihilate public opinion like making people late for work or dinner.
Nypd looking for a 5’ 10” white dude with a black puffer jacket
spoiler
Second row from the left
Informant
The Super Mario 64 DS minigames were so fun. I wish I never lost my DS and all of my games and equipment.
Interesting, I fit this description every day
The Monopoly Money was 100% planted by someone else considering they found if after 3 days. Unless the Adjuster is still hanging out in New York and left it just to troll them more.
I can literally only imagine The Adjuster as The Riddler
With the FBI raising the bounty, this is the closest we've seen to a Straw Hat Luffy irl so far.
American cops are incompetent compared to even other cops. They have less than 60% murder solve rate (crime with highest solve rate) and it decreases every year. This ratio is above 90% for Germany. Image how much of that 60% is even true
I'm in love with this guy
smart, handsome, righteously indignant, AND he's funny
some guys have all the luck...
it's like NYC is possibly the most surveilled city in the world. at this point i think it's reasonable to conclude that either none of that shit works or someone doesn't want him to be caught.
It's me I'm someone.
If you know some basics of evasion tactics, do some pre-op recon of the land, do some prep work and planning for your equipment, I think it's fairly feasible to not get caught and make an escape out of the city. Like as long as you make sure your facial features aren't identifiable enough and you're careful with forensic shit like fingerprints, you stand a pretty reasonable chance of exfiltrating the metropolitan area and really disappear into the background.
Throw in some good old fashioned spycraft tactics and some alibi making and you could have a very decent chance of winning your hide and seek game.
It only works when you have a concentration camp like gaza or if your just a sloppy criminal/drunk
This is a great bonus. They would otherwise be busy beating/framing/murdering minorities.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: