this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 126 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Sometimes I question the things I find on the internet

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I have been here twenty-odd years. I stopped wondering a long time ago.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I enjoy not being able to tell if something was made to be funny or made to satisfy someone's fetish.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

between the legends of wonder bread guy and tile fucker, I have learned that the latter is far more common than the former.

Anything can be someone's fetish. Anything.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

There's a reason rule 34 exists after all...

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Other times I seek for more

[–] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 99 points 2 months ago

I liked the good old times 5 minutes ago before I saw this abomination.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats a really good image 😂

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Woah, this is a blast from the past. Thanks for rekindling this memory.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, a work of art. If anyone wants to tell me the context for this gif I'd be super curious to hear it. It looks like some reality show like survivor...

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm pretty sure it was from Survivor, but that's all I know about it. I don't even see a knowyourmeme page about it, though I only performed a cursory search. Hope you figure it out!

edit: Sorry to link to reddit, but this thread provides context. It's not as interesting as I'd always imagined.

[–] Miphera@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 63 points 2 months ago

Damn... It's been awhile since I audibly "What the Fuck"-ed at something I saw on the Internet.

Bravo.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I know the internet, this picture was commissioned by somebody with a fetish

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

This better not awaken anything in me…

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Put on some socks you heathens

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 24 points 2 months ago

Yeah! Practice safe... Whatever the fuck this is!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

The shoe's pregnant now

[–] MadBob 40 points 2 months ago

So the eyes are the windows to the sole after all.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

How to unsee, how to use emergency eye wash station, how to make the demons pay, define crime against humanity, how to kill myself

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

ಠ_ಠ

What in the everliving fuck...

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

What in the everliving fuck...

AH THE FUCK IS ALIVE KILL IT!

[–] Driveway4964@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

That's enough Lemmy for today

[–] msage@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago

sh0eonhead?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

This community is for regular shitposts. I think you're looking for !pissposting@lemmy.world

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I'm sickened, but curious

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

AI wishes it could do this.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

I… no. I get it, but no.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

What’s on the feet, WHAT’S ON THE FEET?!

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funnily enough the answer to that was right above your post for me

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feel like I want to commission them to stop. 100$ to fuck off

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you pay me $100 to not create art? I wasn't likely to anyway, but this sounds like a decent side gig to get into.

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No. First you must create unholy abominations and crimes against eyes, then I'll pay/beg you to stop

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Got it. I'll be in touch. Online shitposting is the same as a binding contract, right?

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

Sure, if you think you can just pick up a stylus and create cursed art so horrible you get paid to stop, who am I to stand in your way? Do you take Zimbabwean dollars?

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Someone, somewhere is getting off to this...

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay, who did this? I don't want to know in a meme way. I actually want to block them.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, this is disgusting! Which site posted it!? There are so many of them!?

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

This is like a PBF comic

[–] ngn@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago
[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's how you get foot mouth disease.

[–] Toes@ani.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I approve of this post

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Imagine, you're a foot head and you meet your soulmate, but they're a croc