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[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sniff more butts. Pee on belongings.

[–] flughoernchen@feddit.org 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

Found the possum.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Hump with glee

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've been in therapy for a while now but this is actually great advice

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, maybe not the emetophagia. Everything else checks out.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Don't knock it till you try it

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have never met a chihuahua that was happy, though. Every single one of them are hateful little bastards.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Imagine the soul of a wolf stuck in the vessel of a perrito.

I'd be a poorly tempered mess of stress and anxiety too.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

My friend's parents have a tiny old Chihuahua that's super sweet to people

If their big dogs get near my friend's mom while the Chihuahua is sitting with her she'll go nuts (even though she weighs about 5 pounds vs the 80+ bigger dogs!)

[–] Hope@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.

[–] LordXDnl@literature.cafe 10 points 3 months ago

I had the exact same, the first panel I also just cant see as intended

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Be bred for 30,000 years to be dopey and compliant

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're so dopey, compliant, and breedable

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone’s done ‘the swallow’ a time or two.

[–] odium@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

usually not after it leaves your body

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah no that starts the feedback loop.

[–] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

With pleasure

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s toxic positivity for humans precisely because they’re not dogs, bad advice

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

That's cute, this one still doesn't think they're a furry

leans in nice and close, whispering

soon

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

I was about to ask what drug would make me do this

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Sounds like Hollywood happiness. Turns out only psychopaths can be happy who knew.