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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 9 months ago (1 children)

shocked-pikachu Hello big boys, want to play with THESE POKEBALLS?? :boobs:

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

awooga pika kinda nice w/it

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 56 points 9 months ago

"What if little kids had these 'pocket monsters' that were basically like toddler-sized 1950s pin up babes and they summoned them to beat each other up for the child's entertainment."

"What if you went to therapy, Mike? Huh? How about that scenario."

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

lopunny was the only american suggestion they kept

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] christian@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

angry-place wobbefet (idk how it's spelled)

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

No Big Booba Pikachu? More like Woke'mon pronounjak-rage

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

the first thing my concept art teacher told us, is that he would mock League of Legends endlessly and that North American Art Direction is toxic, soulless garbage, lol.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

MFW the big complaint online is that North American art isn’t ENOUGH of toxic soulless garbage.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My dad was making the "pikachu? Peek at you? Hahahahahagagsgshagshdj" joke when it looked like a fat yellow mouse. If it had tits i wouldn't have been allowed to play it probably

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Ha ha jigglypuff haahahhhhhhhhhhh

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Never forget what they took from you.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

This was never feasible to begin with, because the American design for Eevee had such a massive erection it wouln't fit on a Gameboy screen.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

The Burgerlanders are not okay.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, this was BEFORE the Janet Jackson Super Bowl fiasco.

The US makes no sense.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Burgerland is a hybrid of hedonic treadmill gooning and puritan sanctimony with misogynistic characteristics.

Burgerlanders want to sexually objectify feeemales then shame them out of career paths afterward.

[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What book is this image from? It definitely speaks to the massive problem with fragile masculinity in American media - it would be interesting to see what else is said about it.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] christian@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Not hornyposting at all when I say I need to see the american pikachu-redesign tiger with huge breasts and all the other design proposals from the american staff. Those sketches are historical artifacts and someone needs to dig them up and put them in a museum.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let me squirtle on those jigglypuffs and I'll give you the klefkey to my apartment

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Ash Pedreiro over here