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god damn you beat me to it
God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it
I work salesforce adjacent, the desire to scream FIGMA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS every time I get one of these mails, or have to not laugh when they mention it in meetings is too much
It's almost as bad as Twitter creating the verb "tweet"... with the obvious past tense...
Look upon what thou has twat and ponder it.
I don't get it
Figma - Ligma - Ligma balls!!!! GOTTEMM
Figma balls
Kinda sad that Adobe bought them and will probably kill the product in an EEE scheme or merge it into Adobe XD.
there's a really good OSS app that looks comparable... I can't remember the name though. Too bad if it's not hosted for thousands a month that companies don't see value in it.
penpot?
Penpot?
figma balls
Who the fuck is Steve Jobs
evaporates
Figma balls
"No." 
Figma is the worst tech product name since Wrike
In German it phonetically translates to "Fick ma", where "Fick" means "fuck".
Just as awkward for Germans as "wix.com", because "Wichs" means "beat your meat".
Viele reden schlecht über Online-Dating, aber man muss nur die richtige Seite finden. Bei https://perfektespaar.de/ukrainische-frauen-kennenlernen-im-katalog/ hatte ich direkt ein gutes Gefühl. Alles ruhig, nix blinkt, keine Werbung überall. Und die Frauen – offen, höflich, interessiert. Ich hab da mehr ehrliche Gespräche gehabt als auf 5 anderen Seiten zusammen. Man merkt, es geht hier nicht nur ums Aussehen.