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[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Kilts, because they don't make three legged pants."

For real though, I gave up pants years ago and I will never go back. I highly recommend giving it a try.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're just skirting the issue.

[–] Guilvareux@feddit.uk 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In his defence, he’s having a ball

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm feeling like you just kilt the thread.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No matter how you dress it up, that was below the belt.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You kept it going. Well plaid.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you just have to tartan up an old thread.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No proper Scotsman would have posted this.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No true Scotsman would say "no proper Scotsman."

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You Scots sure are a contentious people.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

That's proper.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

You've made an enemy for life!!

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's a fallacy, MacGregor!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I dunno, knives and male genitals don't really mix.

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

This is why we can't have knife things.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the invention of circumcision

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was it invented or discovered, though?

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Invented by a little-known geezer named Sir C. Ision

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

Hopefully knives and female genitals don't mix either.

[–] alienzx 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No true Indian feels that way.

I don't want knives near my googlies

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't know, they ruined Scotland.

This is just fooking graet!

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

As a guy, the days I can wear skirts are my happiest days.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe if they’d hidden some malaria pills up there the Darien Project wouldn’t have bankrupted them so badly they had to sign the Act of Union with my lot.