chapotraphouse

Ok but it is awesome when there's boobs

Drink, be sad on the inside but look happy on the outside?

Have a wank and get kicked out

Holdover from the pre-internet-porn (specifically when it became easily accessible to most people) days.

Basically the brick and mortar equivalent to a Playboy, not even a Hustler. Though admittedly with the non-magazine advantage of there being a real live person at least.

Edge and annoy women

It's the type of place you go to to talk with 99% naked women about sports.

At least that was my only experience, I have no plans on going back.

used to do drugs and go with an ex gf. not really sure why we would go but she was into it so whatever.

jork it (my peanits)

in all seriousness theres been queer strip club nights popping up in my city which sounds kinda fun if everyones being chill and respectful

Because you can stare at them dancing without being uncomfortable for them.

Bring a light up yoyo. Compete with the strippers.

im a straight dude in my 30s and ive never been to a strip club. i'd rather kill myself. paying money for attractive women to be nice to you is such an admission of being a loser, i couldn't live with myself after that

Death to America

You can't jerk off so they just go to get boners with their buddies? You can do that at home. You can just watch porn with the fellas or have a circlejerk.

you're thinking too much about the naked women part of your average strip club and not the "$0.99c wing night" or "$0.50c beer night" that most have every week. That is why the average 'masculine straight' group of bros is going to the strip club.