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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was a second one? Again memes are how I get my news.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 year ago
[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fail to see the downside.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Might want to clarify. Sounds like you're referring to the second whistleblower dieing

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They might be. They're clearly a major shareholder in Boeing.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whistle blowers getting killed, an authoritarian running for office, new laws targeting lgbtq+ people. The USA is starting to feel a lot like Russia these days.

[–] vaquedoso@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

That's what happens when the people running your government are paid by Russia

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Both are equally good at winning wars too

[–] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Dead whistleblower should now be called a Boeing.

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And if Tigger was a whistleblower, he'd be a Boing Boeing

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been married for almost 24 years. That's the proper way to do dating apps, right?

Have deep political discussions involving current events?

?

I hope I don't get divorced or I'm screwed.

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'd respond positively. Small talk is exhausting

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I do not disagree. I hate it. I shave my head when it gets too long because I hate small talk at a hair salon or barber so much.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Mr president! A second whistleblower has hit the tower!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

President: continues reading his children's book

To the children, right?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Sounds like it came together about as well as a Boeing plane.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago

If they can't handle you at your Boeing whistleblower obituary they don't deserve you at your... um...

I don't actually know you so I can't complete this. Idk, maybe you're good at tongue stuff.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well, did ya boink, son/daughter/child?

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately we are still childless but don't worry... I'll make sure to get you a grandchild soon

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait what happened? I barely even know about the first one.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

So the first one MIGHT have been a suicide. The second one got sick, went to the hospital, and sadly contracted MRSA there and died of complications from that.

[–] partmussels 10 points 1 year ago

Not ideal but far better than "Hey"

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago
[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

insert George Bush meme

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't the the second whistleblower die from MRSA?

Are we trying to suggest that his infection was Boeings fault? Or are we sliding into the same shit that conservatives have been doing?

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone actually believes that Boeing caused this mans Pneumonia but it is really funny

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Idk about that one, considering the 5 or 6 posts I've seen regarding this topic.