I can’t shit without an audience. Don’t judge me.
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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As part of the jury, I will obviously be judging you
As one of the judges, I will obviously be jurying them
So that's the correct English verb? TIL
Beware, learning English words from me is a mistake
Now you made me look it up:
Verb
jury (third-person singular simple present juries, present participle jurying, simple past and past participle juried)
- To judge by means of a jury.
So I guess both "jury" and "judge" would work in that context, especially in the context of "Don't judge me".
Not that it matters but why not use this opportunity to deepen my knowledge of my second language
I won't. But I just don't accept e-vites. I like to be a but sporadic with my schedule ok?
I don't kink shame.
10, 10, 7
Why seven? Judge: the smell could be better, more rotten than old eggs.
The paper towels to wipe up the cum is very forward-thinking, Steve. Now get on the shitter and really struggle for me.
Is this a cuck chair? You really need to take a shit but you watch someone else take one.
This room is for shits so intense you need to sit and rest three times on your way to the door. Probably in a colonoscopy clinic or something
Real answer here is that restaurants don't have extra storage space that isn't for food so they'll put extra chairs in the restrooms for storage sometimes. I've seen it in Mexican restaurants too.
Italian restaurant I bet. They often seem to have weird bathroom arrangements. One here has two toilets side by side with no partitions in between.
Pfft you can't even see the shit until the performer stands up
… we got sweat and pain,