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[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"A specter is haunting Europe — the specter of Communism."

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

we have the best fan fic didn't we folks

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a vewy good fwend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.

[–] ComradeSpahija@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] augusto@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago

shes called incontinentia

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago

cuno doesnt do radioactive shit.

makes his dick fall off.

[–] BigBigChugnus@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I don't know everything, I just know what I know."

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Monogatari is 50% brilliant, 50% the worst characteristics of anime blended together.

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[–] nephs@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Luke, I am your father." - Vader, Lord Darth

Pretty niche show, I'm sure none of you would know.

[–] MatBC@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hmmm actchually he says "No, I'm your father" in response to Luke saying "you killed my father"

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I do dislike this nitpick, the other line is roughly to that effect. Too many smug fans

[–] MatBC@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

It was just too be annoying I just wanted to meme on it, it's a stupid nitpick indeed cause if you say no I'm your father is a bit unclear what you're talking about, but look I'm your father

[–] nephs@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Truth is, I don't even like star wars.

I like your apparently technically correct statement, though. :D

[–] bunbun@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Brrap brrap pew pew

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[–] olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

something like "wö-man, man of wö must know their place, and go back to the fucking kitchen."

[–] deathtoreddit@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Wömen ... men of wö ... you don't like them ... they're insane"

CW: wee bit of misogyny in the joke

spoiler

"Their idiocy needs to scrubbed off the Earth with cleaning alcohol... wömen need to go back to the fucking kitchen"


Is that the one?

[–] olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 11 months ago

yes, my bröther. best game.

one thing that makes me laugh about that line, os that I've seen an actual fascist referring to woman in a similar way, "wamen", he was complaining about baldurs gate 3, because in the titular city there is " dark skinned strong wamen" so the game is posed.

clearly disco writers knew their fascists too.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] kaboom36@ani.social 2 points 11 months ago
[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

"It's a song about mermaid... murder"

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!"

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

TF2 Soldier being transphobic and anti-scots

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

so if you exile august von der haydt around 1850 after rushing grossdeustchland you can reroll him to be a communist and as soon as you unlock socialism and pull marx you can very quickly instate heydt as leader of the industrialists in order to have a dengist central europe led by marx in 1850 without any civil war.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

shocked-pikachu

i get very sweaty about rushing socialism in vic3. prussia and france are the easiest to do it with imo

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Never managed to reform to council republic before late 1880s.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Just draw the outline of a wedge of cheese and add facial features and ears and you have your very own special little guy UwU

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."

[–] Valbrandur@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago

WHAT

DOTH

LIFE?

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago

“And now I am going to FUCK you!”

[–] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Time, as the negative unity of being outside of itself, is just as thoroughly abstract, ideal being: being which, since it is, is not, and since it is not, is.

[–] fire86743@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn, that's how a drill works!

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is that Gurren Lagan?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"STOP!.....I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHEESE"

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[–] big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

duwang

present day...

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Oh, am I mistaken? I thought I heard something about delicious pancakes.

yeah yeah i know im a loser

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

the baby is you

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

dunk covered peasant convention is that way

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[–] zkrzsz@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Pullo, formation!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Flashbang detonates "You fools!"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I gotta lay down a flat wide stinkum.

[–] jermaphobe@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

See that heart? No shit!

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago
[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

"These merchants once thrived as the Great Caravan, but after being accused of heretical beliefs, their entire clan was rounded up and buried alive far underground."

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