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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] maxwellfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well I either got a personal fire or I'm on fire myself. Witch fire sounds better

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

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[–] smackjack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

[–] Masterblaster@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

[–] rockmeat@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

[–] tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

[–] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

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[–] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Porn i guess

[–] anachronology@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.

[–] excitingburp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] StickyDango@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")

[–] Alto@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, I was almost a music major.

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[–] extant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

shrugs I just do.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I guess it's kill or be killed...

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

I’m a tree.

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I’m good.

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.

[–] random9@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

[–] RalphFurley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, you tell me.

[–] Dehydrated@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not allowed to drink anything I guess

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[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.

[–] SkippingRelax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Stressful mostly

I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Silver Wings of Morning is a Shatterling ship of Gentian Line. Shatterlings exist six million years in the future. The ship is so large that it contains other ships in its hanger.

I will have no trouble surviving in this futuristic ship.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2

[–] Prismo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Make of me what you will…

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I'm good. Nom nom nom

[–] Cratermaker@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...

[–] Mars2k21@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

I gotta get to Greece!

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