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[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I answer with "Yes?"

It gets straight to the point

[–] variants@possumpat.io 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you end up in a verbal contract

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Then say "yes?*"

*This is a question asking what you are calling for and does not create joinder.

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Only if you speak it at a 45-degree angle in red. If you buy my audio book I'll explain how to do this.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

All rights reserved?

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always liked in Momento he picked up the phone and immediately asked, "Who is this?"

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago