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Without another man's dick in it ๐
I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.
Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s^
Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
I'll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
with extra ~~milk~~ milf
Don't knock it until you've tried it!
Hmm
Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?
Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
To be fair, OP did specify man dick
ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!