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Uhh, I’m not sure you’re familiar with what sex is, if that’s your definition. After all, your description includes soaking, and those Mormon teens assured me that neither god nor the government would mind.
(psst, I'm explaining why they may have structured the question in the way they did, not explaining what I consider to be sex)
(I know, I’m being intentionally obtuse to further your joke and make fun of Mormons)
(touche)
... What is soaking in this context (or should I avoid asking)?
Insert the P in the V and stay still, sex is when you move, if the world around you move your body for you is not sex(ex: someone else moving the bed, tremors, etc)
earthquakes are god saying it's ok to bang
Oh. That was way more tame than I expected. Thanks for the enlightenment!
edit: s/yeah/than/
You live in a world where people are slightly less stupid than they are. Frankly, I’d delete this comment if I were you. Someone will elucidate you shortly, and the world will grow darker.