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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

The main reason I don't care for bitcoin is I have to count a bunch zeros after the decimal point, before reaching a useful number. $1 = 0.000006128921 btc? Really? Screw those zeroes. Bitcoin is inefficient in so many ways.

Monkey brain no like small numbers. Monkey brain like big numbers.

But for real, Bitcoin was the first decentalized currency to solve the Byzantine Generals Problem. Its worth something because its transparent, unmutable, and the original digital currency. It was birthed via grassroot origins in depths of the housing crash. It calls out the Federal Reserve (and any other human institution that seeks to expand their money supply).

[–] Bubbey@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

If you're paying for small good (25-50$) you usually pay in "Satoshis" 0.00000001 BTC. If you convert it to dollars, 10 satoshis is 1 cent.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

I still haven't come across anywhere, or any reason, to buy goods with BTC. I look for things I need, not ways to spend. I have these beautiful apps showing me clearly how to buy bitcoin, but no one is giving me any reason to do it. What am I supposed to do with a satoshi? Groceries? Nope. Furniture? Nope. Housing? Nope. A T-shirt with some BTC logo on it? 🤨

[–] Bubbey@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Anything you can buy cocaine with is fiat currency imo

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

The only reason I've ever used crypto is to buy DIY HRT and other drugs off the internet :)

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

And twenty bucks to the Chinese miners as a “transaction free”.

Lightning network, taproot, all that shit, just paper over the fact that Bitcoin cannot, by design, handle enough transaction volume to become a general purpose currency without reinventing a lot of mostly centralized payment infrastructure.

[–] Bubbey@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lightning is generally pretty stupid

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

It's a catch 22 solution. It only allows bitcoin to scale if hardly anyone settles back on the bitcoin network.

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Things are often measured in mBTC or µBTC for this exact reason.

Just as you don't measure the length of an ant in meters, you measure it in millimeters.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

But you never see milliBTC or µBTC. Your post is literally the first time I see µBTC. No normal person knows how to type µ, let alone knowing what it means or how many eggs that buys. My crypto currency converter doesn't even use µBTC.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 3 points 12 hours ago

mBTC and satoshis (10^-8) are more common indeed, but are used pretty much everywhere. It's not 2015 anymore

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

If that's the biggest complaint you have about it, it's probably not that bad.

I don't mind Bitcoin itself, but I do hate the ads and NFTs and pump and dump scams, obviously

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Bitcoin is its own worst enemy. It's deflationary, speculative, and largely interacted with by centralized entities. Those things means its unlikely to be successful as an actual currency; even one it hopes to be.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's been surpassed by new blockchains in all dimensions except market cap

[–] Nico_198X@europe.pub 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago) (1 children)
  • Bitcoin for market cap

  • Solana for transactions, throughput and scalability

  • Polkadot or Cosmos for interoperability

  • Ethereum for everything else (developer, activity, economic activity, regulatory, governance, decentralisation etc.)

[–] Nico_198X@europe.pub 1 points 9 minutes ago

Cool, ty!

I also hear alot about Monero from the privacy crowd.

Any thoughts?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

They should bring in subunits like an MMO. 1 bitcoin (118905USD) = 100 bitsilver 1 bitsilver (1189.05USD) = 100 bitcopper 1 bitcopper = 11.89USD

It doesn't even make any different to the number of bitcoin used, its just a more user friendly way of displaying it for small purchases.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

This already exists. 1 bitcoin = 1,000 mBTC = 100,000,000 satoshi. The exchange rate as of writing is about 846 satoshis = 1 USD or 982 satoshis = 1 EUR. The current usage is thusly:

  • Transaction fees on the main network are measured in sats/B (satoshis per [virtual] byte [of transaction size]).
  • Transactions on the Lightning Network, a lower-fee instant payment network that runs on top of the ordinary Bitcoin network, are all denominated in respect to satoshis. So a payment on the Lightning Network is traditionally regarded as, for example, 50,000 satoshis rather than 0.5 mBTC or 0.0005 BTC. And the fee on that payment is usually in the range of 50-100 satoshis.
  • Goods sold on the Lightning Network are typically priced in satoshis.
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

They already do that with SI prefixes.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

1 dollar is currently worth .0000084 BTC; or, 840 Satoshi if zeros scare you.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What if foreign words scare me more?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The person you’re replying to loves republicans, so they should be familiar with the concept.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world -1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

This person I'm replying to loves eating their own poop.

I'm using the same amount of proof they did for this claim.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

It was far less valuable when it first started becoming trendy. 1 BTC for a pizza, or whatever. Now it's turned into a hyperinflation wheelbarrow kind of situation.

[–] Bubbey@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

Exact opposite of hyperinflation

[–] nitrolife@rekabu.ru 6 points 18 hours ago

1 BTC for a pizza, or whatever

10 000 BTC for 1 pizza...

hyperinflation

Deflation . This is literally what happens to any volute that cannot be printed indefinitely. The situation is complicated by the fact that many wallets are simply lost and bitcoins will never be recovered from them.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 0 points 19 hours ago

It's one of the least bad things about it, and if not for approximately twelve thousand bad things about it, would be easily fixable.