Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Forester@pawb.social 99 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Skill issue

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not the typing that's the issue. It's the lack of blood going to the brain.

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

How to say you've got a big schlong without saying you've got a giant schlong /j

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This used to be me. Eventually I figured out one handed with the unlabeled keys but it took years. Congrats on the happy tendons.