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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honey, please.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Buzz off.

[–] Empricorn 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm breaking out in hives...