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"I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"
It... may not cover every scenario.
"I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.
"Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.
"I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little."
Hmmm.
That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?
It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.
This all starting to sound like amphetamines, the cheaper version of cocaine.