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Take out a huge loan (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

TBH if you have credit, proof of income, and live in such a land of opportunity that large loans are available then you're not really in a position worth ending yourself. Just go to therapy.

If you borrow from a shady or illegal lender then they WILL go after your next of kin, so list your guarantor as somebody you hate, lmao.