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Take out a huge loan (cdn.imgchest.com)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
 
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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 68 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

> open an llc
> take out a business loan under llc
> travel the world on a business trip
> declare llc bankrupt
> personal finances unaffected
> repeat

[–] Turious@leaf.dance 23 points 6 days ago

And I still have to be alive afterwards? Pass.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

take out a business loan under llc

You need to have a feasable business to do that part.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not if you say you do ✨AI✨

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"verticle farming"

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Wouldn't work, after this you'd love life

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

As someone who has travelled and done a lot of random things in my 40 years of life:

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

In my 35 years I still regard travel as the best thing one can do with their life but that was when I was outgoing and not depressed so who knows

[–] plyth@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago

Did you take out a huge loan to pay for it?

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Classic life bamboozle

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not life with crippling debt.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You can absolutely travel and have a great time without it being cripplingly expensive, (but yeah you still need a couple thousand dollars)

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

According to pic, it seems like anon took out 2 huge loans!

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 5 days ago

Second thing you do after taking a huge loan. First is two chicks at the same time.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

The real question is how many people would have to do this at once to bankrupt the lenders?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i would if I could get a loan.

anyone knows a loanshark? the kind that will kill me if I don't pay back

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Even better- saves you the trouble of having to figure out that last part yourself!

[–] andMoonsValue@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A gaggle of chicas

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