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That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.
So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That's really not helping your case.
You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?
Maybe between you and your mom /s
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I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎
More of a fetus really. At least position-wise
Fair
I'd way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.
If there's a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned
i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don't understand how that's a desirable outcome
You don't need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.
fair enough
People do risky/painful things all the time if they want what's on the other side. In fact it's kinda the whole thing with the "to be is to suffer" vibe.
ok?
That'd be part of why they're single, I guess
it makes the man a crying baby so that's something right?