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Evangelicals are now rejecting 'liberal' teachings of Jesus (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

"Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle"

Then prosperity gospel dipshits made up some stupid shit about a particularly narrow gate in Jerusalem called "the eye of the needle" which must have been what Jesus was talking about