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Evangelicals are now rejecting 'liberal' teachings of Jesus (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] shawnshitshow@sopuli.xyz 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

"Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins."

And when Jesus was asked what the greatest of the commandments was:

"The most important one is this: Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these”

yep, Jesus really was a liberal hippy cuck

[–] Starbuck@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

And beating swords into plowshares. Real liberal cuck bullshit

[–] shawnshitshow@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

God, Guns, and Freedom amirite?

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dunno if I can love my neighbour as myself, is it alright if I just grab her by the pussy?

[–] shawnshitshow@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

that sounds kosher