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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 125 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah I don't think I could handle my kid complaining about being dizzy while also insisting on only eating one meal a day either.

I have a suspicion that the reaction to seeing this tweet would be a really accurate way to infer someone's age.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I eat one meal a day and fast the rest of the time, only having water. I'm the healthiest I've been in many years at age 41.

If course I eat my fruit and vegetables, and other foods that are good for me.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you're not complaining about being dizzy then I'd have no issues!

And, side note: I'm really happy it's working out for you. Trying to dial in the habits that keep our bodies working/feeling good past 40 is a fucking minefield. When you're 20 you can fall off a house and think nothing of it... When you're 40 you sleep funny and are fucked up for a week.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, and I have two young children who treat me like a jungle gym.

[–] bier 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is so true, especially now I have kids and just have to get up at 6:30 or 7 when I'm lucky. Even if I'm alone now I can't sleep anymore after 7 because my body just makes sure I'm wide awake (even though I'm still really tired).