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submitted 2 months ago by lena@gregtech.eu to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago (2 children)

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[SNOOZE]
👆

[–] bastion 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Automatically ~~increases~~ decreases/escalates defcon once every 24h in which no texts are exchanged, unless you hit "snooze".

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Defcon 1 is white? I'd expect it to be red.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Or brown