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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Society is on the verge of total collapse

EDIT: I am reading this over multiple times, and I think the judge is being sarcastic

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago

Frankly any society that embraces this sort of thing should collapse, because the alternative is too disturbing.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

and I think the judge is being sarcastic

I hope so.