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use some extraordinarily flimsy theological justification to claim that in addition to the holy trinity, the ancient gods of Rome are also aspects of God and resume worship of the pagan gods of the Roman republic and early empire
call for a crusade against Israel to liberate the Palestinian people in the name of ~~Christ~~ Jupiter
canonize every vaguely important communist who ever lived
issue a papal bull declaring that cis people will not see the light of the kingdom of heaven (this is already true but it needs to be written down)
tell the swiss guard that they're doing great and i love them and their pikes and jaunty outfits
hold a triumph. i don't know for who or why but i want a goddamn triumph
change my title to Callipygous Optimus Maximus, Imperatrix EstraDoll I
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